Why Does Ragnite Burn Blue: A VC2 Satire Chronicle
Part 1.03: “The Lancers”

Avan Hardins

The drill grounds sure are big, huh…







Reiner Tristan

HEY.






Reiner Tristan

YOU.






Avan Hardins

Wha—







Rene Randall

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS







Avan Hardins









Rene Randall

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Reiner Tristan

Lancers! We come with ROCKET LANCES!! They’re ROCKETS!!!! On LANCES!!!!!!!








Now where have we POWERTHIRST seen this before?




Reiner Tristan

Our BLAST-RESISTANT CLOTHING!!! protects us from EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!






Avan Hardins

Well that’s pretty co—







Reiner Tristan

EXPLOSIOOOOOOOONS!!!!!







Avan Hardins









Reiner Tristan

EXPLOOOOOOOOOSIOOOOOOONSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!







Avan Hardins

…Well then.







Noel Willoch

My name’s Noel, by th—







Avan Hardins

No one else here, huh? See you all in the field!







Noel Willoch






Noel Willoch

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